Yanno, this is getting a little crazy...

First, Rupert Frikkin' Murdoch indicates, in his blow-hard faux apology that it takes some elevated level of awareness to actually understand where people might have considered the comparing of the President of the United States to a chimp might have been racist, because he never knew that African Americans ( Read more... )

I wandered into my parents' house this evening on the way home from the market to drop off a small care package, and I noticed that my mother is reading Hal Lindsey ( Read more... )

Backstory ( Read more... )

More lunacy from Junkfood Science here.

Is it me, or is this insanity?

Although, if kids aren't allowed to bring anything but stuffed celery to school (NO PEANUT BUTTER!!! IT'S POISON!!!!), it's gonna be a whole lot harder to be the kid that everyone wants to be friends with because he always brings the Twinkies ( Read more... )

First, there was this.

Then, there was this.

And then, there was this.

And then my head exploded.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the 21st century.

Seriously. Check your calendar. It has been for 9 years now ( Read more... )

So ( Read more... )

For the last two days, the "Pro-Life Campaign to Defend the Rights of Unborn Babies" has called this house ( Read more... )

Anti-aging Comfort Booties.

I'm serious. This is a real ad.

Now, I feel like I'm twenty years younger whenever I take my shoes off, so I'm thinking that I could just get a whole crateload of empty boxes, put it up on a website somewhere that I am selling Anti-Aging Barefoot Replicator Booties, charge $12.97 a pop (plus shipping and handling), and ( Read more... )

Facebook, actually.

If any of you have a Facebook account, you can look me up here.

How do I like it?

It ain't Live Journal.

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While I appreciate the thoughtful inclusion of a spiff new header on LJ for Halloween, I would much more appreciate a website that actually worked for more than an hour at a time.

Seriously.

No love.

Just sayin'.